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SEO Jokes
Posted by Bogdan Nedelcu on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:40:35 +0530 in SEO
- You might be an SEO if...On your honeymoon, you put a "nofollow" sign on the door...
- SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
- If it weren't for SEOs, we wouldn't need them.
- Talk is cheap...until SEOs get involved.
- It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
- How was copper wire invented?
Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.
- Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one, "letâs be honest with each other." "Okay, you first," replied the other. End of discussion.
- SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!
- Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
- What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
- What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
- What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet.
- What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
They're all slime.
- What does pond scum have more of than SEOs?
Respect.
- What is the definition of a shame (as in "gee, that's a shame")?
When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.
What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
There was an empty seat on the bus.
- What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.
- What's the difference between SEOs and vampires?
Vampires only suck blood at night.
- Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick .
- Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, theyâre really good people.
- Why don't hyenas eat SEOs?
Even hyenas have some dignity.
- How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
- It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.
- Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they're used to doing all of their lying indoors.
- Why won't sharks attack SEOs?
Professional courtesy.
- The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don't think they are funny, and most people don't understand that they're just jokes!
- What have pigs ; SEOs got in common?
SPAM.
- What's the definition of SEO SPAM?
Site Positioning Above Mine.
- Talk is cheapâ¦until SEOs get involved.
- Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
- What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet
- Employee 1: "Hey, we're ranking for duplicate content."
Employee 2: "How often?"
- "You might be a SEO if ⦠on your honeymoon, you put a "nofollow" sign on the doorâ¦"
- When your son asks you if he could play in the Google sand box ... you tell him that it doesn't exist. And if he does play in it you're afraid you won't see him for the next 8 months
- How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 15. You need 1 to do the keyword research to make sure you're changing the right light bulb, one to optimize the light bulb, and 13 to get the links.
- Next time you have an argument with an annoying colleague, instead of telling him "talk to the hand", tell him to "no follow" !!!
# Sorin said on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:23:11 +0530
Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
and
Why won't sharks attack SEOs?
are really great =)) =))
and
Why won't sharks attack SEOs?
are really great =)) =))
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